Worst Kept Secret: Theo Jumps Ship

Theo Nathan Epstein

2002 – 2011

Age 37, of Brookline, MA, October 21,  2011, died in turmoil at “America’s Favorite Ballpark”.  Devoted General Manager of the Boston Red Sox; marginal guitarist.  Leaves a 25-man roster in the scrap heap, a vacant manager’s chair, a depleted farm system and two World Series rings.  No services will be held.  Memorial contributions can be made to his Foundation to be Named Later supporting the salaries of some of the worst free agent signings in the league.  R.I.P.


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